We all made it out alive! Much, much poorer, but still breathing.
My husband got a huge promotion, that requires he have nice adult clothing, which means he needed a whole new wardrobe!
Why are suit salesman so careless in their words*? I don't think they mean it, maybe it's because they work in retail, but two of them said such thoughtless things I may have ended up with an indent in my scalp from all the head scratching I did.
We're trying to spend close to a grand on four pieces of fabric and some silk to choke him. Be nice!
1. "Come see me when you make some money."
Word? Come see me when you're not a presumptuous jerk in a too tight suit.
2. "If what you're telling me is true..."
Yes, we are the parents of the youngest graduating nuclear physicist in the history of Harvard. I have just become the 45th Woman Nobel Laureate in all of the prizes history as well. As a celebration, our family will be taking a private space flight aboard Virgin Galactica, and we want look good when meeting the reptilians and/or grays. My grandma is getting married onboard! Yup, he's a great guy, just turned 18, has three babies and just two baby mamas, still has most of his teeth, and a good job at the calculator factory.
Clearly I have a damn good imagination and could come up with a better story than, "My husband got promoted to management and needs a suit." Please don't question my integrity over something so silly.