Last Comic Standing: Toddler Edition

Scene: Bree and Mama are playing on the floor after a long day full of traveling.

Bree: Conks backwards, and throws her hands out to the side.

Mama: "What are you doing, Aubrey?"

Bree: "Nap."

Mama: "Napping?"

Bree: "Yesssh."

Mama: "Wanna go to bed?"

Bree: Crawls across the living room to the baby gate, without lifting her head off the ground.

Mama: "What are you doing Aubrey? What do you do now?"

Bree: "Climb."

Mama: Almost pees pants. Pretty sure she's the funniest child I know!