I'm pretty awful at math, but fairly certain I'm about to be in the money soon.
You see, I have a loose baby tooth. Imagine my surprise when my dentist told me I had an adult tooth trying to come through, causing the other tooth to become loose.
Where does money come into this?
The tooth fairy, of course!
I figure I have held onto this tooth for an extra 25 years or so, and I am owed a ton of interest!
Especially if I have to walk around with a huge hole in my smile for a few months.